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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

Alright, kids, I have been pretty good about staying away from the political topics for a couple of weeks now, to give you all a rest from the bombardment that we're getting so close to the election, but I now feel a need to put my two cents on the subject of voting. I guess what I really want to talk about is the utter ridiculousness of that fact that there needs to be advertising campaigns designed around getting people to vote. After 9-11, everyone was wearing their flag shirts and flag hats, riding with their USA bumper stickers and espousing about how proud they were to be Americans, but when it comes to the one thing that truly makes us what we are; a free people with the power to elect our leadership and the power to remove the leadership we have if we are not satisfied with their contribution (i.e. Gov Davis), we are reluctant to show up?? We don't want to spend the time to get out butts down to the voting booth and take five minutes to help decide our own futures?

This especially goes out to all of the young people out there. The world we live in is very screwed-up in many ways. Our environment is being devoured by greenhouse gases and the unwillingness of industry to make changes that will benefit future generations because of what it will cost them today. This is air that your grandchildren will need to be breathing, and the time to ensure that that air will still BE breathable, is now. Our dependency on foreign oils for the fueling of our massive transportation industry is what ties us to the middle east, and it's what makes us feel a need to stick our noses in to other people's business, to protect our interests there. A war is being fought in Iraq by the young men and women of our generation, and if we want this war to stop, and if we want our futures to be molded the way we'd like, it's up to us to take a stand and make our voices heard. Big business politicians don't think that we care, and certainly don't worry about us come election time, because we know that so many of us are apathetic to what we believe is a government beyond our control. But the minute you turned eighteen, the control of the government was placed in your hands, and that ONLY thing that will ever bring about any change is your presence in the voting booth. We have to let the politicians know that not only are we involved in this government, we will most definitely be holding them accountable for the mistakes they make today, because those mistakes affect our futures in the most direct way possible. We will be cleaning up after the generation that is now in power for a very long time, and the clean-up HAS to start now.

I am not here to tell you how to vote. The important thing is to vote in the first place. We need our voices heard in the voting booth, no matter the outcome, because if we do, and they realize that the youth vote is something to be take in to account, then the next time an election this important comes around (and I think it should be very clear that this election is the most important we've had in VERY long time...this election will determine the future of this country and will decide whether we remain on top or whether we will be removed from power by our own hubris), they will understand that the future is un our hands, and we will not be ignored.

Make your voice heard. One raindrop raises the ocean.


TENSION BREAKING SILLY JOKE OF THE DAY

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Control freak. Now you say, "Control freak, who?"

Friday, September 24, 2004

SNOW PATROL

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes. I must HIGHLY recommend "Final Straw" by the band Snow Patrol. They're a mix between Coldplay, Blur, and Radiohead...c'mon, people, how can you beat that?! Stand-out tracks are as follows: Run, Same, somewhere a Clock is Ticking. The rest are top-notch, but these are my fav's. Check it out, kids...you heard it here first.


LILYPAD CUTENESS OF THE DAY

My Lily has learned a very rudimentary version of "Itsy-Bitsy Spider", and lemme tell you, it's probably THE cutest thing I have ever seen

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

DAMN SKIPPY

My landlord finally returned home, and he has decided to kick his son out of the house and get a restraining order against him. The women have demanded that he up the security measures surrounding the house, as well. We'll see if this sticks, I guess.

Brooks has put upon us to list the "Top Ten All-Time Cover Songs". Feel free to give me any suggestions that you'd like to add to the list, or if you'd like to post a list of your own, let me know and I'll connect you to our little circle.



FAVORITE NEW BAND OF THE DAY

Snow Patrol. AWESOME. I have only really heard the single, "Run", and I just purchased the rest of the album.

Sunday, September 19, 2004

DAMN KIDS!!

So, my landlord went out of town for a few days (to a "spiritual cleansing retreat"; slightly hypocritical considering he's a pro-war, pro-gun member of the GOP, but that's another story) and his idiot nineteen-year-old son decided he would have a huge party at the house...'till FIVE IN THE MORNING. Now, I'm no party-pooper, but I had to work the next morning at seven AM, and me getting no sleep and then bartending for eight hours was not a pretty sight. I was livid that night of the party. Police were called numerous times, and they decided not to come; a neighborhood kid got beat-up, and the lady upstairs from me almost had her door beaten down by some crazed idiot teenager that was convinced there was "someone hiding in there, man!".

"Oh, that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the marketplace!"

I'll keep you updated on how this all turns out.


"BOOOOO" OF THE DAY

My city's police department. There are three women and a four-year-old living in this house, and the police decided to respond to an intruder call THREE HOURS after it was made. Scary.

Thursday, September 16, 2004

CANDY CORN HYAKU

Erin-go-blog wrote about candy corn today, which inspired me to write a hyaku:

Eat the orange first
Each layer has new goodness
I like the white best.

Hyaku rocks.

NEW BLOG FRIEND OF THE DAY

Terrence. Everyone say hello to Terrence! "Hello, Terrence!"

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

WE'RE DONE...FINALLY

I was going to write in this post how I had finally ended things with my current "involvement" and tell you all of the silly details surrounding that situation, but I just decided that the whole affair isn't even worth talking about after all of this time. It's done, and that's all that needs to be said, I guess.

I continue to fall deeper and deeper in love with my ipod. I know that it's an only an object, but I just can't help myself. It makes me happy, it makes my day brighter, it motivates me when I'm running, it always knows just what song to play whenever I let it shuffle...do you think that someday they might be able to merge man and ipod? They're doing it with BMW's and cell phones, why not cute guys? Let's get someone working on that technology, eh?



CUTEST NIECE OF THE DAY

Yeah, duh, mine.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

THE "updated" MOST SHAMEFUL MUSIC I HAVE EVER PURCHASED

My brother-in-law challenged me to come-up with the top-ten worst albums I have ever purchased. I have been racking my brain and have found a few, but I can't think of a full ten, so here goes with what I have...and in no particular order...

RUMPSHAKER- Wrex and Effex

I bought this record when I was about thirteen because I liked that song. "I like the way you comb your hair, uh! I like the stylish clothes you wear, uh!" Yeah, never even listened to the rest of the thing. Classic.

I WANNA SEX YOU UP- Color Me Badd

Once again, wildly inappropriate music for the age I bought it, but it was good music at the time. Okay, no it wasn't, but it was on the radio so I assumed it was good music. Apparently, no.

BEACHES- Soundtrack

I just added this to the list because I read other people's and was reminded of this by theirs. I L O V E D this tape, played it ALL the time. "Tin can at my feet I think I'll kick it down the street...that's the way to treat a friend..." Bette rocks.

BOYS TO MEN- whatever the big album was

I had the big idea to dedicate "Yesterday" from this album to my friends when we graduated eigth grade and all wen to seperate high schools, which was tragic at the time. Good music though.

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM (SINGLE)- Vengaboys

This song was all over Europe when I went so I thought I would be trendy and buy it when I was there. It is still in use when a little "rump-shaking" needs to occur.

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW- C+C Music Factory

My ex-stepsister actually thought I was pretty pimp for getting this, because I got it right when it came out and was popular for all of three seconds.

OOPS...I DID IT AGAIN- Britney Spears

Now, I happen to LOVE this music, but I can recognize that "technically", it's crap. I enjoy the mindless pop.

HANGIN' TOUGH- NKOTB

Dude, I LOVED New Kids, but so did every other girl my age at that time. Yeah, pretty bad.

DEBBIE GIBSON-Can't remember the name of the thing.

Umm, same excuse as above. Ah, the folly of youth.

And that's all I got. Brooks thinks I should put my Bryan Adams album on here, but I still listen to that thing, and I don't care what he says, it's good rock-and-roll. And the rest, is history...


FAVORITE ALL-TIME BAND

The Verve. No longer together, but a shinning memory.

Other lists to check out: Brooks, Sven, Chele, Dune Shack, Erin, Megs

Sunday, September 05, 2004

A@@HOLE ALERT!

So, I'm tooling along today at work, minding my own business, when this lovely encounter finds it's way in to my reality:

OLD FART: Is Mark Z. (owner of the establishment where I work) here? I am afriend and I owe him some money.

ME: No, sorry sir, he's not.

OLD FART: How about his son?

ME: No, sir, I don't think so, but I could check.

(ready for it...?)

OLD FART: Well, you're not paid to think, are you?

Wha????!!! Yup. I just shook my head at him and walked away while the man sitting next to him looked at him like he had an "I'm a Bush Supporter" t-shirt on.

I sent my co-worker over to deal with him the rest of the time, which I guess perplexed the dickhead, because he kept asking poor Tommy why I was mad. He finally said it in my ear shot, "I guess I'd be mad too if I had to work in the mornings." And I said, "Actually, sir, I was offended by what you said to me." "What? What did I say?" ""I'm not paid to think"?" "Oh, you had to know I was kidding!" Right.

He then showed his age (around 70) and maturity by informing Tommy that if I was really affended by what he had said, that I could "go f__k myself".

And...Happy Labor Day, kids!!


S'ALLRIGHT OF THE DAY

That's okay. I've got many more happy years ahead of me, and he'll still wake-up tomorrow a bitter, lonely man. I hope he finds something to get smiley about.


Thursday, September 02, 2004

DUDE, YOU ROCK

I'd like to send "big-ups" to my bro and sis on this lovely early morning. They went all out for my birthday and bought me an ipod! Wha?! Yeah, man. Rock on.

And does it rock? Oh yes, it does. Cannot even begin to describe how pimp the ipod is.

MUST HEAR COMEDIAN OF THE DAY

Dave Attell is one of the funniest men on the planet. Pick up "Skanks For the Memories". Classic.